SAFETY PRECAUTIONS!!

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast.

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of running shoe.
His friend exclaimed

"Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?

The shocking reply was

"I don't have to run faster than that tiger, I just have to run faster than you"

Welcome to the corporate world!